so i've always thought to myself, "what would i do... truly... if i won the lottery?" so i decided to make a list :)
*have Winnie's face put the dollar bill... not that ugly wiener dog. (jokes... all around)
*pay off my and my family's debts
*finish all of our house projects
*buy a new car
*buy a cabin
*quite my job and volunteer at Hammer
*go back to school
*have a personal trainer
*travel
*start a catering company
*help others
really though, can you even put that much money to use over a lifetime? $400,000,000.00. that's a shit ton of zeros. you can really only spend so much on yourself before it becomes outrageous and i get more joy out of giving then receiving anyways. i would probably buy presents for family/friends everyday, just to make them love me more... i mean... to make them happy... yes... make them happy.
well good luck to all of your lottery whores out there! i'll be joining you in the drawing tonight and am really hoping that you all lose. every.last.one of you.
(i'm sorry for saying "shit" and "whores", mom)
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